Terms and Conditions


I heard an interesting question the other day. It was about whether or not our love for God is conditional or not. As I sat there I began to think.

There have been many conditions that I have given to God to try and get Him to prove Himself to me. Over time, the conditions have changed and at this point, I’m happy to say that I don’t think that I have any, but I thought that I would just write a list to show you guys some of the conditions that I have given God.  I pray that one day we will get to a point where our love for God is truly unconditional.

Terms and Conditions

1) You must answer 1 prayer a week
a. If 1 prayer is answered I agree to give a generous offering the following week
b. However, Your decision to answer my prayers should not be based on the amount given in the previous weeks offering
2) You must always give me grace
a. As much as I want to live a life that is pleasing to you, I want to fit in so please forgive me for the sins that I plan to commit
3) You must convert all of my friends and family
a. It would be so much easier for me to live a so called Christian life if everyone else around me believed in you
b. However, I don’t want to talk to them about you, it’s a bit awkward
c. Therefore, you need to find a way to reach them without using me
4) I need to see you at work in my life at least once a month
a. I know that I never read Your Word but I need to hear from You and learn Your plan for my life
5) You must ensure that I am successful
a. In case You are unsure about what I consider to be successful here is a short non-exhaustive list
i. A good job in my 20’s
ii. Married by the time that I have 30
iii. A home owner by 40
iv. A retired grandparent in my 60’s
6) Even when I turn away from You, You must never stop loving

Do you accept the relationship agreement?


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